Pluto
Are you ready for some Football?
Monday Night Football?
Ten years! Look for us. We are the ones in the Spaceship with the boom-box taped to the fins.
Who let the dogs out?!
So the average Plutonian is 17 feet tall and made out of coal? Don't care! And the average daytime temperature on Pluto is -286 degrees. Sweet! And a cup of beer is harder than a diamond. Steeler fans munch diamonds like peanuts. And you say the football on Pluto is the size of a microwave? The better to see it by. And the field is 12 miles long? The Bus owns the last foot of any field he plays on! We are ready to kick Plutonian Ass! Or freeze solid trying!
Here we go Steelers! Here we go!
Our spaceship is kinda small so we are going to ask you to provide the referees (no Martians!), the steroids and the cheerleaders.
And do you have wings on Pluto?
Monday Night Football?
Ten years! Look for us. We are the ones in the Spaceship with the boom-box taped to the fins.
Who let the dogs out?!
So the average Plutonian is 17 feet tall and made out of coal? Don't care! And the average daytime temperature on Pluto is -286 degrees. Sweet! And a cup of beer is harder than a diamond. Steeler fans munch diamonds like peanuts. And you say the football on Pluto is the size of a microwave? The better to see it by. And the field is 12 miles long? The Bus owns the last foot of any field he plays on! We are ready to kick Plutonian Ass! Or freeze solid trying!
Here we go Steelers! Here we go!
Our spaceship is kinda small so we are going to ask you to provide the referees (no Martians!), the steroids and the cheerleaders.
And do you have wings on Pluto?
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