Year 3 Billion....Day 27

Three billion years of Evolution has dropped you off on a couch in your McMansion and you are watching Cojo on The Insider talking about Tori Spellings' new line of underwear.

As Joan Rivers would say, "How sad."

Hey do you remember that horrible asteroid storm about two billion years ago? It lasted over eight thousand years as I recall. I think we were flatworms then. Now that was a close call. The whole thing almost ended right there.

Oh sorry. Survivor is starting. And you say they are going to eat worms tonight. And it's day twenty-seven...