Communication Breakdown

"The snake was found with the gator's hindquarters protruding from its midsection. Mazzotti said the alligator may have clawed at the python's stomach as the snake tried to digest it."


Here's the thing. Alligators are from Mars. Pythons are from Venus. I am sure it was all a horrible misunderstanding that cold-blooded reptiles playing the ME ME ME game so often fall victim to. After all they both should have been eating baby monkeys and those little Mexican dogs with the name that is impossible to spell. Chihauha...Chiwauha...Chiwowwa...Chihuahua.

But it's too late to play the blame game. Sure this looks like a bonehead move on the snakes part but to that I would say "slither a mile in my shoes."