I'm So Proud (Maybe)

I just did my first training run for the 2006 Pittsburgh Marathon. Fingers crossed...nine months from today I will give birth to a bouncy ten-fingered, twelve-toed Baby Marathon. (The extra toes couldn't hurt on a Baby Marathon. I've heard those tiny outside toes usually snap off around mile 18.)

The problem is that the Pittsburgh Marathon is only seven and a half months away. Which means my marathon is going to be premature...I guess I shouldn't be having Baby Marathons at my age.

Huh?