Thursday, September 22, 2005

The Reviews Are In!

"a solid hit!"
" a blockbuster with blockbuster written all over it!"
"a magical journey into the mind of a legend in his own mind!"
"joyous!...exhilirating!...peculiar!"
"a nipple-twisting carnival ride of hilarity!"

Wireless Magazine says,
"The Return of Exaggoman" answers all the questions posed in "Goodbye Exxaggoman" and more. Exaggoman is the Bloggasauraus Rex of the Blogga-Sphere. Don't ever stop blogging E-Man...When can we get the Exaggoman Action Figure?

My brother the banker says,
I was going to ruin his credit but then I remembered that Mom never wanted him around, and I started feeling sorry for the little twerp. So keep up the good work little brother and this year I'm going to let you hit the stuffing first...not!

The National Enquirer says,
The man lives with two three-legged cats, a blue ox and a giant disco ball. Sometimes late at night a monstrous six foot cigar with a glowing orange tip is seen sticking out the kitchen window. He casts no reflection in a mirror and people fall in love instantly when he shoots them with a little bow and arrow he always carries on his belt. His love life is a mystery but they say B.P. and A.J. are fighting over him and J.A. has mysteriously stopped crying.
They say P.B. wants his blue ox back but he's afraid to ask....

Exaggoman man says
Stay tuned. Peace out.

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