GSD Blues

It's true. A normal man can only be a Gum Sugar Daddy to one woman at a time.

I realized this as I watched a pack of Strawberry Splash bubble gum fly slowly across the room spinning like an abandoned satellite, headed right for my head.

"I asked for Watermelon Wave you imbecile!"

She was right. I had confused them.

Now I am down to one.

The way it's supposed to be.