Sunday, November 27, 2005

Tomato Bird

I had a dream last night that birds don't really hatch from eggs. They hatch from ripe tomatoes. And if you hold the tomatoes up to the sun you can see the baby birds trying to eat their way out.

Yea it turns out I am quite an accomplished scientist in the Dream World. I'm always discovering things like the tomato bird and inventing cool stuff. (You might try picturing the mattress car that floated about 6 inches off the ground and went 120 mph)

And when I return from my expeditions to the far corners of the Dream World and give lectures at the National Geographic Society, I sometimes give my talks completely naked.

I don't know what that's all about.

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